Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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