How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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