Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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