Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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