Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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