Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
well you can't waste a boner
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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