is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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