I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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