i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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