And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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