we're blogging at a bar
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Congratulations! We have a period
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