So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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