Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Is Oprah even human
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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