Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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