ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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