Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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