Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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