butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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