Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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