You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
love makes seman taste better
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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