it wasn't lemon gatorade
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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