True but thats because hes a fetus.
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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