he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
