how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
She needs sedatives and a leash
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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