Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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