Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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