Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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