well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
a search helicopter?!
Is it penis luge time yet?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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