apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Say something about gay babies.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
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