He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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