his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Just puked most of my soul out..
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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