Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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