I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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