So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Randomize
