I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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