My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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