her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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