I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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