THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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