Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
Randomize
