Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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