Welp...herpes.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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