i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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