You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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