I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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