btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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