If i come over, it means nothing
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
How's work?
Spinning.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
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