It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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