That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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