Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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